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Post by Forrest on Feb 22, 2005 14:04:28 GMT -5
Oh man. That's so sick. I cannot even begin to comrehend how much that would suck. At least he got it back.
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Post by ylruC niatpaC on Feb 22, 2005 14:08:10 GMT -5
Yeah, I'm surprised to hear they actually got them back.
I know King Phillip was pretty scared about doing anything after hearing about that.
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Post by Justin Leedy on Feb 22, 2005 18:11:35 GMT -5
I don't know why, but that story kind of reminds me of a story I just heard the other day about Ryan Bateman (Yaefer) and his girlfriend that I have subsequently reenacted with the assistance of Chris Pinto (Rachel's brother) and Forrest (come on, it's Forrest). I will transcribe the play for you here, I play Alex Jones (YETI), Forrest plays Ryan, and Chris plays his girlfriend.
Enter Alex, he approaches Ryan and Michelle in the gym during a basketball game ALEX: Hey, man. What's up?
MICHELLE (angry) : Do you know this guy? (points at Ryan) ALEX: Yes...
MICHELLE: Do you know that he's my boyfriend?
ALEX: Yes...
MICHELLE: Then why the fuck are you taking him to other girls' houses?!
ALEX (confused) : Ryan, is she talking about that time you, me and Thor went to Jordan's house?
MICHELLE: Yes, I'm talking about that!
ALEX: Wait, so he's not allowed to be friends with any other girls?
MICHELLE: NO! He's NOT!
That is a fun play to perform. Especially with scene two, where Ryan approaches Alex afterwards with Alex assuming an apology is in order...
ALEX: Hey man, what was the deal with her?
RYAN: Umm...I'm not gonna be hanging out with you guys anymore...
And now Ryan won't even acknowledge Alex or Thor or anybody. It's sad.
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Post by RACHEL! on Feb 22, 2005 18:43:22 GMT -5
Yeah, that is incredibly sad. But I'm sure Ryan would be really upset if he came on here by some chance and saw that conversation posted online for all these people to see...
Not that it really matters that much because everyone in school is talking about it anyway.
(I love that the whole testicles thing took place in my thread. Also, what's with this Anchorage lady? And did the guy from Napolean Dynamite really die?)
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Post by Justin Leedy on Feb 22, 2005 19:47:30 GMT -5
I heard it from Alex, and it really didn't sound like either Ryan or Michelle were ashamed of it. Besides, Chris, Forrest and I can perform this for you anytime you see the three of us together. It's a great play.
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Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Feb 22, 2005 19:59:13 GMT -5
I saw about fifty different Starbucks when I was in Seattle/Bellevue. I also saw the very first Starbucks, where the evil all began... Did you make it's "head asplode?" And welcome back. And I surely hope that the guy from Napolean Dynamite is dead, he's retarded, I think he really is dead though.
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Post by Tarja and Cristina's lover on Feb 22, 2005 21:14:23 GMT -5
Rachel oh how to have you back. Okay here is the whole Anchorage story if you haven't been told yet.
A guy in Anchorage was going to break up with his girlfriend. She convince him to have goodbye sex, because everyone knows you have to have goodbye sex, after a breakup, for you know closure. Anyway he agree for her to tie him up. When he was tied up, she took a knife, cut off a vital part of the male body and flush it down the toliet. She is in jail now, and they were able to sew it back on and probably is functional by now. Timing maybe off but ah well! What was funny was that she was also charged with tampering of evidence by flushing it down the toliet, because they had to retrieve it.
For the umptenth time the guy from Napoleon didn't die. If he did die wouldn't there be news coverage on this, like on MTV? I don't watch MTV, but he isn't dead. Where did this started I'm curious.
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Post by Justin Leedy on Feb 22, 2005 21:17:34 GMT -5
It started when I killed him and told everyone about it. After that, who can say?
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Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Feb 22, 2005 21:23:03 GMT -5
And when I saw it on a site, cuz like, his family doesn't want it getting out cuz of how big a thing it would be.
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Post by ylruC niatpaC on Feb 22, 2005 21:33:11 GMT -5
Napoleon is almost as cool as I am! How can you want to kill somebody who wants to catch you a delicious bass?
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Post by Justin Leedy on Feb 22, 2005 21:34:42 GMT -5
Who wants to? It's already done!
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Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Feb 22, 2005 21:37:43 GMT -5
Because he sucks more than it is possible to suck.
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Post by Snox on Feb 22, 2005 23:46:02 GMT -5
Because he sucks more than it is possible to suck. ANTIHAMMER SENTIMENTS DETECTED KILLKILLKILL
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Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Feb 22, 2005 23:52:13 GMT -5
Damn right anti-hammer, and anti-Napolean, but(back on topic) pro-Rachel.
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Post by Forrest on Feb 23, 2005 0:31:58 GMT -5
Rachel oh how to have you back. Okay here is the whole Anchorage story if you haven't been told yet. A guy in Anchorage was going to break up with his girlfriend. She convince him to have goodbye sex, because everyone knows you have to have goodbye sex, after a breakup, for you know closure. Anyway he agree for her to tie him up. When he was tied up, she took a knife, cut off a vital part of the male body and flush it down the toliet. She is in jail now, and they were able to sew it back on and probably is functional by now. Timing maybe off but ah well! What was funny was that she was also charged with tampering of evidence by flushing it down the toliet, because they had to retrieve it. For the umptenth time the guy from Napoleon didn't die. If he did die wouldn't there be news coverage on this, like on MTV? I don't watch MTV, but he isn't dead. Where did this started I'm curious. There is nothing funny about getting your wang cut off. Nothing.
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Post by Forrest on Feb 23, 2005 0:33:42 GMT -5
ANTIHAMMER SENTIMENTS DETECTED KILLKILLKILL If Andy hit your Buzzer but I didn't you might want to have a 12-year-old do some maintinence.
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Post by Tarja and Cristina's lover on Feb 23, 2005 0:36:08 GMT -5
She was charged with assault, domestic violence and tampering with evidence, and jailed without bail.
For a while that is what is going to be known about Alaska, the one place to never have goodbye sex. Anything to make National News, this is it!
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Post by ylruC niatpaC on Feb 23, 2005 0:40:56 GMT -5
I guess somebody isnt getting any conjugal visits antime soon.
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Post by RACHEL! on Feb 23, 2005 3:30:57 GMT -5
Did you make it's "head asplode?" And welcome back. And I surely hope that the guy from Napolean Dynamite is dead, he's retarded, I think he really is dead though. ...
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Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Feb 23, 2005 23:45:24 GMT -5
Whoo! I feel all special now.
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