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Post by ylruC niatpaC on Mar 17, 2005 0:09:21 GMT -5
I'm not telling anyone where my crouch is.
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Post by YETI on Mar 17, 2005 0:19:57 GMT -5
tucker doesnt look like jackson, but he does look a lot like kevin bacon
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Post by Justin Leedy on Mar 17, 2005 2:11:36 GMT -5
Bacon. Breakfast. Breakfast sandwich.
You should record Jackson telling the breakfast sandwich story and then give me the tape so I can transcribe the tale for all to see. That is one of the funniest stories I have ever heard.
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Post by YETI on Mar 17, 2005 22:02:16 GMT -5
i dont know...i thought the story about thor shitting his pants was funnier.
that never gets old...i chuckle every time i hear it. or think about it
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Post by Justin Leedy on Mar 17, 2005 22:23:54 GMT -5
That's because that story has a punchline ("they were good boxers."). Breakfast sandwich has no and needs no punchline. That's why it would be funny to read about.
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Post by sleepyhead on Mar 17, 2005 23:00:28 GMT -5
but anyway, tucker is cool because he lives in an apartment with cancer mold and he hasn't died yet.
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Post by Justin Leedy on Mar 18, 2005 0:14:43 GMT -5
What would the cancer his apartment has have to do with him dying?
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Post by sleepyhead on Mar 18, 2005 0:22:45 GMT -5
because it's going into his lungs....?
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Post by Justin Leedy on Mar 18, 2005 0:31:11 GMT -5
That's just ignorant. You can't catch cancer by hanging around with someone that has it. You have to have sex with them without a condom. If he has sex with his apartment, then maybe, but otherwise there's no danger.
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Post by Forrest on Mar 18, 2005 6:08:31 GMT -5
Hahaha... dude, You are one funny guy. That's something I'd expect me to say. How do we rule so much?
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Post by RACHEL! on Mar 18, 2005 6:18:21 GMT -5
Cancer mold?? That's not good..
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Post by Forrest on Mar 18, 2005 6:22:31 GMT -5
Poor, silly Rachel. We've been over this. Unless he has sex with his apartment, he's safe.
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Post by RACHEL! on Mar 18, 2005 6:26:37 GMT -5
Oh. Thank you for clearing that up Forrest. I think we're kind of off-topic though.
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Post by Forrest on Mar 18, 2005 6:29:46 GMT -5
We;re discussing Tucker's cancer-sex-mold-stuff arent we? Let's talk about his chin instaed. I'll be he could split wood with it.
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Post by Justin Leedy on Mar 18, 2005 16:02:25 GMT -5
If he gets fat, It'll be like this wall sticking out from his neck. Holy shit that'd be awesome.
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Post by cifirrekcuT on Mar 18, 2005 21:32:28 GMT -5
cancer isn't sexually transmitted. i've had plenty of sex with my apartment. you guys are crazy
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Post by Justin Leedy on Mar 18, 2005 22:21:25 GMT -5
Dude, if you've had sex with your apartment then you totally have cancer. Unless you used a condom, then you should be okay. Still, you ought to go get yourself checked out. Trust me, cancer IS sexually transmitted.
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Post by cifirrekcuT on Mar 18, 2005 22:34:01 GMT -5
i'm 30-30 good to go
(cough)
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Post by Justin Leedy on Mar 18, 2005 22:36:48 GMT -5
You're lucky, man. Really lucky.
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Post by sleepyhead on Mar 19, 2005 4:04:15 GMT -5
since we're all about appreciation, it seems like...
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