James
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Post by James on Mar 8, 2005 0:19:35 GMT -5
The very first 8-bit classic, of course.
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Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Mar 8, 2005 0:22:54 GMT -5
Kick ass, I only have Alien Wars, which I think is the third one, maybe it's the second.
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James
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Post by James on Mar 8, 2005 0:25:30 GMT -5
The second one is contra force
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Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Mar 8, 2005 0:30:23 GMT -5
Then I have the third obviously.
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Post by cifirrekcuT on Mar 8, 2005 1:47:07 GMT -5
YES! Stage 7! Now stage, uh, 8, 9? i forget. The Aliens Liar- DUN DUN DUN there're 8 levels in that one i watched my brothers beat that without the 30 lives code. i have witnessed a lot of awesome things with video games in my family. it's the least i can do to try and match some of it
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Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Mar 8, 2005 1:55:11 GMT -5
Well, I saw a man beat Street Fighter 2 Turbo on the hardest difficulty using his left hand and his lips(his right hand has been permanently disfigured due to a massive woodshop accident when he was 13).
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Post by cifirrekcuT on Mar 8, 2005 2:00:59 GMT -5
he's probably my biological father
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Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Mar 8, 2005 2:02:11 GMT -5
No his name is Jesse Hargis and he lives in Kentucky. I didn't actually personally witness the event, but I did see it on videotape, the beating of the game, not that mangling of the hand.
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Post by cifirrekcuT on Mar 8, 2005 2:02:49 GMT -5
maybe my real name is Sambo Pearson
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Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Mar 8, 2005 2:05:18 GMT -5
Maybe, but Jesse doesn't have any kids.
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Post by cifirrekcuT on Mar 8, 2005 2:09:05 GMT -5
what if my mom told you she didn't have any kids
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Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Mar 8, 2005 2:22:55 GMT -5
Then she would be wrong, but Jesse's the dad, not the mom. And he didn't have any kids.
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Post by cifirrekcuT on Mar 8, 2005 2:29:00 GMT -5
what if jesse's story of the hand is bogus and actually, his son did it with ill intent for undisclosed reasons and he disowned him because of it and refuses to acknowledge his son as his own
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Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Mar 8, 2005 2:32:25 GMT -5
I suppose that could be possible, but how old are you again? 21-22? See, Jesse is 25, and therefore, you couldn't possibly be his son as he would have to be three when you were born, and men do not start to generate sperm until early adolescence.
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Post by cifirrekcuT on Mar 8, 2005 2:35:09 GMT -5
but i could be a child prodigy in college at age 8 having my brothers pose for me in all photos
or maybe he's my brother
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Post by sleepyhead on Mar 8, 2005 2:36:37 GMT -5
maybe i'm the real tucker.
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Post by Forrest on Mar 8, 2005 2:37:25 GMT -5
Fuck all of you. I am Tucker.
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Post by cifirrekcuT on Mar 8, 2005 2:38:29 GMT -5
ooh, this is getting confusing
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Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Mar 8, 2005 2:43:52 GMT -5
I'm Schmitt, no more, no less.
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Post by cifirrekcuT on Mar 8, 2005 2:55:15 GMT -5
if i said you were more than schmitt, would that be a compliment or an insult?
i'm doing the seattle times crossword and getting tired on sleeping pills
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