YETI
Know-it-all
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Post by YETI on Mar 20, 2005 3:43:18 GMT -5
"im gonna do all these puzzles so some little kid cant"
jackson
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Post by Tarja and Cristina's lover on Mar 20, 2005 4:47:23 GMT -5
"Your mom drives me to preschool everyday."
Little kid insulting Forrest at Mill Bay Beach
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cifirrekcuT
Post Whore
Thanks. You'll be missed.
Posts: 2,168
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Post by cifirrekcuT on Mar 20, 2005 13:42:34 GMT -5
"Listen, you're unhappy. I'm unhappy too. This is what a good compromise is all about... A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied, and I think that's what we have here." --Larry David
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Post by Tarja and Cristina's lover on Mar 20, 2005 22:00:35 GMT -5
Forrest: "Matt have you read several of the articles I send you from Maddox?" Matt Van Daele: "I think I have read them all. It's pretty sad."
*While seeing a red scarf top that belly dancers wear.* Hannah Stone: "You have the belly for that."
*I was being introduced to Matt* Val: "I remember you. I was a puny freshmen." Forrest: "Yeah she was a lot shorter."
*Miranda and Forrest arguing about music at Abercrombie* Miranda: "I bet I am more happier then you." Forrest: "I am happy.... and pissed off."
Forrest: "Hey Arielle! Want another beer!?"
Arielle: "Boobs."
*Hiking around, up a huge hill, and down. Forrest is talking about my Lent pledge.* Miranda: "Val has only one thing in mind." Val: "Water."
*Finding a spider in my sink and showing my brother.* Val: "Hot or cold?" Vence: "I say hot." Val: "I say cold." Vence: "Hot is hot." *After drenching the spider in boiling hot water* Val: "Whoa look at him do convulsions!"
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Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Mar 21, 2005 2:29:33 GMT -5
After telling me about the go cart races they used to have at Pikes Place Market in Seattle me"So how did people stop?" Gordon "Oh most of them just crashed." me "And how did you keep people from dying?" Gordon "Oh I think we had a ambulance station down there or something...."
Forrest behind a tree in Spain Mrs. Soughers "Oh, you can't see the Forrest for the trees."
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cifirrekcuT
Post Whore
Thanks. You'll be missed.
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Post by cifirrekcuT on Mar 21, 2005 2:57:44 GMT -5
Forrest behind a tree in Spain Mrs. Soughers "Oh, you can't see the Forrest for the trees." that's hilarious
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Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Mar 21, 2005 3:05:28 GMT -5
We all thought it was pretty damn good.
"I have promises to keep and miles to go before I sleep." -Frost
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Post by ylruC niatpaC on Mar 21, 2005 3:31:54 GMT -5
One of my favorite songs ever. Wasn't Born to Follow by the Byrds. Watch the movie "Easy Rider" and you'll see what I mean. This is such a great little tune.
"Oh I’d rather go and journey Where the diamond crescent’s glowing and Run across the valley Beneath the sacred mountain And wander through the forest Where the trees have leaves of prisms And break the light in colors That no-one knows the names of And when it’s time I’ll go and wait Beside a legendary fountain Till I see your form reflected In it’s clear and jeweled waters And if you think I’m ready You may lead me to the chasm Where the rivers of our vision Flow into one another
I will watch her dive beneath The white cascading waters She may beg she may plead She may argue with her logic And then mention all the things I’ll lose That really have no value In the end she will surely know I wasn’t born to follow"
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cifirrekcuT
Post Whore
Thanks. You'll be missed.
Posts: 2,168
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Post by cifirrekcuT on Mar 21, 2005 4:08:39 GMT -5
"Op" --Anon
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James
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MMM, Cranberry
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Post by James on Mar 22, 2005 1:17:03 GMT -5
"Sure hope I got the right snake" Steve Irwin
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YETI
Know-it-all
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Post by YETI on Mar 22, 2005 1:22:58 GMT -5
310 pounds?? thats like....three of me!
-rachel
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Post by ylruC niatpaC on Mar 22, 2005 1:40:09 GMT -5
....if you like like making love at midnight, on the dunes near the cape....write to me and escape!!"
damn, I love ESCAPE by Rupert Holmes.
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Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Mar 22, 2005 2:06:09 GMT -5
"So what I did, was put these enormous legs on the mic stand so I could push Steve out of the way." -Bruce Dickinson
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Post by Tarja and Cristina's lover on Mar 22, 2005 3:27:11 GMT -5
I miss watching I Love Lucy while I was growing up. Now they show it late at night or in the morning.
Lucy Ricardo: I want the names to be unique and euphonious. Ricky Ricardo: Okay. Unique if it's a boy, and Euphonious if it's a girl.
Ricky Ricardo: Look, all I know is that Columbus discovered Ohio in 1776.
[after many takes - and many spoonfuls of Vitameatavegamin (containing alcohol)] Lucy Ricardo: Well, I'm your Vitavigavegivat Girl. Are you tired, run down, listless? Do you pop out at parties? Are you unpoopular? [pause] Lucy Ricardo: Well, are you? The answer to all your problems is in this little ol' bottle, Vitameatavegamin. [Checks the bottle label] Lucy Ricardo: That's it. Vitameatavegamin contains vitamins, meat, megetables and vinerals. So why don't you join the thousands of happy peppy people and get a great big bottle of Vitaveatyvemeanyminimoe. I'll tell you what you have to do. You have to take a whole tablespoonful after every meal. It's so tasty too. It's just like candy. [Takes a bit of time, if not too much, trying to sample the liquid. Finally... ] Lucy Ricardo: So everybody get a bottle of... [pointing at the bottle] Lucy Ricardo: this stuff.
Ricky Ricardo: Lucy, you got some 'splainin' to do.
Ricky Ricardo: What do you know about rice? Fred Mertz: Well, I had it thrown at me on one of the darkest days in my life.
Lucy Ricardo: Eeeewwwww.
Lucy Ricardo: I made a funny?
Ricky Ricardo: [with heavy accent] I won't switch apartments. Understand? Lucy Ricardo: Yes. Ricky Ricardo: What did I say? Lucy Ricardo: "I wun't swish aparments".
Peggy: [Describing a boy she's got a crush on] He's got curly hair, sad puppy dog eyes and he looks like Gregory Peck. Lucy Ricardo: Sounds more like Lassie.
Lucy Ricardo: This whole thing is Ricky's fault. Ricky Ricardo: MY FAULT? Lucy Ricardo: Yeah, if you hadn't have left Cuba to come to America, we wouldn't have gotten married and we never would've come to Switzerland in the first place.
Ethel Mertz: Fred, I got a confession to make. Remember when we got married and I said I was 18. I lied. I was 19. Fred Mertz: Well I got a confession to make too. You were 24.
Employment Agent: What did you have in mind? Lucy Ricardo: What kind of jobs do you have open? Employment Agent: Well what do you do? Lucy Ricardo: What kind of jobs do you have open? Employment Agent: Well what do you do? Lucy Ricardo: What kind of jobs do you have open? Employment Agent: You go first this time. Lucy Ricardo: Alright, what do you do? Employment Agent: What kind of jobs do you have... Oh. Cut it out.
Superman: How long have you been married? Ricky Ricardo: 15 years. Superman: And they call me Superman!
Ricky Ricardo: I need a copy of the marriage license for Lucille MacGillicudy; what? M-A-C, ah Gillicudy. Right and Ricardo Ricardo y Acha. Acha, Acha; thank you, but I wasn't sneezing.
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Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Mar 23, 2005 16:45:29 GMT -5
"This isn't where I parked my car...." -Cooper.
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Post by Tarja and Cristina's lover on Mar 23, 2005 17:09:46 GMT -5
"I like sticking things through straws." -Rachel
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Justin Leedy
Post Whore
This is my BOOM-stick!!
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Post by Justin Leedy on Mar 23, 2005 17:36:33 GMT -5
"I probably couldn't be killed by conventional weapons. Nuclear weapons are the only things that could kill me." Yngwie
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Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Mar 23, 2005 19:50:27 GMT -5
"Hey you got something on your face." "Gimme some sugar baby." "12 guage double barelled shotgun, on sale for $133 in the sporting goods section, shop smart, shop S-Mart." "Hail to the King baby." All quotes courtesy of Bruce Campell as the character of Ash.
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Miranda
Loser
Richard Simmons is da' man!
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Post by Miranda on Mar 23, 2005 20:20:02 GMT -5
....if you like like making love at midnight, on the dunes near the cape....write to me and escape!!" damn, I love ESCAPE by Rupert Holmes. That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne. If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape Ft. Abercrombie You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape
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Justin Leedy
Post Whore
This is my BOOM-stick!!
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Post by Justin Leedy on Mar 23, 2005 21:16:02 GMT -5
I hate that song.
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