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Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Mar 23, 2005 21:18:59 GMT -5
I always thought it was by Jimmy Buffet, who kicks ass.
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Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Mar 23, 2005 22:03:00 GMT -5
"When you hit the ground, just start running really really fast in the other direction." -Beavis
You are drunk and surly In Latino lover mode We all know what's on your agenda We've broken the code
I've got no right to lay claim to her frame She's not my possession You cunt.
Get your hands off my woman motherfucker Get your hands off my woman motherfucker
Octoped, you've got six hands too many And you can't keep them to yourself You're too fat and too old to marry So they left you on the shelf
I've got no right to lay claim to her frame But you soiled my obsession You cunt.
Get your hands off my woman motherfucker Get your hands off my woman motherfucker Get your hands off my woman motherfucker Get your hands off my woman motherfucker Ow! Get your hands off my woman motherfucker Get your hands off my woman motherfucker -Justin Hawkins
I can't get rid of you I don't know what to do I don't even know who is growing on who 'Cos everywhere I go you're there Can't get you out of my hair Can't pretend that I don't care - it's not fair
I'm punished for all my offences I wanna touch you but I'm afraid of the consequences I wanna banish you from whence you came But you're part of me now And I've only got myself to blame
You're really growing on me (Or am I growing on you?) You're really growing on me (Or am I growing on you?) Any fool can see
Sleeping in an empty bed Can't get you off my head I won't have a life until you're dead Yes, you heard what I said
I wanna shake you off but you just won't go And you're all over me but I don't want anyone to know That you're attached to me, that's how you've grown Won't you leave me, leave me alone
You're really growing on me (Or am I growing on you?) You're really growing on me (Or am I growing on you?) Any fool can see
You're really growing on me (Or am I growing on you?) You're really growing on me (Or am I growing on you?) -Justin Hawkins
The first flush of youth was upon you when our eyes first met And I knew that to you and into your life I had to get I felt light-headed at the touch of this stranger's hand An assault my defences systematically failed to withstand
'Cos you came at a time When the pursuit of one true love in which to fall Was the be all and end all
Love is only a feeling (Drifting away) When I'm in your arms I start believing (It's here to stay) But love is only a feeling Anyway
The state of elation that this unison of hearts achieved I had seen, I had touched, I had tasted and I truly believed
That the light of my life Would tear a hole right through each cloud that scudded by Just to beam on you and I
Love is only a feeling (Drifting away) When I'm in your arms I start believing (It's here to stay) But love is only a feeling Anyway, anyway
Love is only a feeling (Drifting away) And we've got to stop ourselves believing (It's here to stay) 'Cos love is only a feeling Anyway. -Justin Hawkins
Man, The Darkness rocks.
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Justin Leedy
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Post by Justin Leedy on Mar 23, 2005 22:04:58 GMT -5
I think I'm going to go listen to that album right now.
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Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Mar 23, 2005 22:07:54 GMT -5
Do you have it? Cuz if you do, you should totally let me borrow it.
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Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Mar 23, 2005 23:17:31 GMT -5
The more critical-minded among you might cluck your tongues in right-on dissaproval of this sales pitch, but don't worry, we've thought up a way of exploiting you as well! You can rail against us and still consume objects, as one of our many millions of subsidiaries peddles a range of products with super-ironic "anti-establishment" slogans plastered on them, so you can enjoy the euphoria of making consumer purchases safe in the misinformed knowledge that, by paying an sizable extra chunk of money for the Che Guevara picture on your T shirt, you are somehow battling against consumerism. Ain't we clever? We've deftly manipulated the fabric of your “society” so that to have your opinions on our bloody-minded market strategies actually heard, you have to give us MORE money than if you liked us! Sorry pinko, but you've lost already. Just accept it, knuckle down to a menial job, and your life will be far less painful. -Rum and Monkey www.rumandmonkey.com
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Post by YETI on Mar 24, 2005 0:11:00 GMT -5
YOU FUCKING CUNT!
-jackson
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Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Mar 24, 2005 0:29:26 GMT -5
Who'd he say that to?
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cifirrekcuT
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Thanks. You'll be missed.
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Post by cifirrekcuT on Mar 24, 2005 0:42:16 GMT -5
dude, you're the king of turning threads off-topic
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Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Mar 24, 2005 0:44:20 GMT -5
Yeah, I know, I have a tendency to say what I think, when I think it.....
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Post by Justin Leedy on Mar 24, 2005 0:45:07 GMT -5
That's a weird thing to be king of.
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cifirrekcuT
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Thanks. You'll be missed.
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Post by cifirrekcuT on Mar 24, 2005 0:47:12 GMT -5
"He's the King of Empty Promises" --Kevin from the Kids in the Hall
"I'm the King of Wishful Thinking" --Go West
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Post by sleepyhead on Mar 24, 2005 0:59:43 GMT -5
"I am the KING!"
-me in a voice.
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Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Mar 24, 2005 1:00:17 GMT -5
"Hail to the King baby." -Ash
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Post by YETI on Mar 24, 2005 23:33:26 GMT -5
como estas, wayne(pronounced cAmo EStaz)
donnie fitchet
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Justin Leedy
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Post by Justin Leedy on Mar 24, 2005 23:35:25 GMT -5
"I'm the Whiz and nobody beats me!" The Whiz
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Post by Tarja and Cristina's lover on Mar 25, 2005 23:29:04 GMT -5
Want to hear the most awesome riddle ever? Here it is: Shut the fuck up. -Forrest
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Post by Justin Leedy on Mar 26, 2005 16:28:17 GMT -5
"You have no idea how much I don't give a shit." -Forrest
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cifirrekcuT
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Thanks. You'll be missed.
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Post by cifirrekcuT on Mar 26, 2005 16:30:42 GMT -5
“Holy shit! I'm a mod!”<br>--Forrest
where is that guy? how's he doing?
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Justin Leedy
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Post by Justin Leedy on Mar 26, 2005 16:37:29 GMT -5
His computer has something wrong with it. I don't know how he's doing.
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cifirrekcuT
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Thanks. You'll be missed.
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Post by cifirrekcuT on Mar 26, 2005 16:38:55 GMT -5
It's pretty easy to trust he's doing alright. Abercrombieing and ass-kickery, most likely.
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