Justin Leedy
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This is my BOOM-stick!!
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Post by Justin Leedy on Mar 26, 2005 16:41:54 GMT -5
"How is rape not funny?" -Forrest
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Post by Tarja and Cristina's lover on Mar 26, 2005 18:31:28 GMT -5
I am happy....and pissed off. -Forrest
Val, I'm stressed out. -Forrest
You know what happens on Monday, right? -Forrest
I feel like calling the police now. -Forrest
Because they suck. -Forrest
How come I don't get a hug? -Forrest
Waaaa! Shut up Miranda! -Forrest
I must command the dance. Excuse me. -Forrest
She is such a short Asian person. -Forrest
*To Forrest You are either Val's boyfriend or Shawn's boyfriend. -Andy
Justin: Smoke crack and worship Satan Andy: Every day Justin: Every day
Don't touch me. -Forrest
Dear moutherfucking god! -Forrest
Just another reason organized religion drives me in-fucking-sane. -Forrest
Our cracktea would be called: inFUckingsane. Rachel could make it. -Forrest
I want to honk your horn. Asa lets me honk his horn all the time. -Forrest
Who is sexy? Who is sexy? Who is sexy? What the fuck? I bought you pizza. Who is sexy? You are driving me insane. Who the fuck is sexy? -Forrest
James, is her purse on fire? -Forrest
What is in the pocket? What is in the pocket? What is in the pocket? What the fuck? What in the fuck is in the pocket? -Forrest
I like honking your horn. Wink. Wink. Hint. Hint. Innuendo. Tee. Hee. -Forrest
Really obvious innuendo is the best, because it's even funnier when peopel don't get it. -Forrest
Val: A jasmine blue outfit or bondage? What a selection. Forrets: Let's do both! Val: How? Forrest: Hmm... I'll be Jasmine
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cifirrekcuT
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Thanks. You'll be missed.
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Post by cifirrekcuT on Mar 26, 2005 19:49:19 GMT -5
“Ohm..! Kung PAO!”<br>--Kramer
“George likes spicy chicken.”<br>--George Costanza
“My professional name is Mr. Costanza and I will refer to you as Costanza.”<br>--Frank Costanza
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YETI
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Post by YETI on Mar 26, 2005 20:17:56 GMT -5
theres a lot of really stupid people on that forum thing
-jackson bolger
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Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Mar 26, 2005 20:47:47 GMT -5
"Any relation between these two characters and any living person, is purely coincidental." -Groucho Marx
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Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Mar 26, 2005 22:42:34 GMT -5
While poking self "One white mana" -Andrew Schmitt
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YETI
Know-it-all
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Post by YETI on Mar 26, 2005 23:32:05 GMT -5
i am a master in the art of marshall
levi vancuren
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Justin Leedy
Post Whore
This is my BOOM-stick!!
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Post by Justin Leedy on Mar 27, 2005 2:37:42 GMT -5
Justin Leedy - "Barraskala?"
Andy Schmitt - "Skadabarra!"
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Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Mar 27, 2005 2:41:58 GMT -5
"Boh-te" -Ryan Docena, Justin, Andy Banker, Nick Bohte, and as many other people as we can get in unison
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Justin Leedy
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This is my BOOM-stick!!
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Post by Justin Leedy on Mar 27, 2005 2:45:16 GMT -5
Don't forget Michael Sirofchuck.
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Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Mar 27, 2005 2:47:11 GMT -5
I wasn't present for that one.
After being stabbed playing Laertes.... "...BRAINS..." -Justin Leedy
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Justin Leedy
Post Whore
This is my BOOM-stick!!
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Post by Justin Leedy on Mar 27, 2005 3:01:48 GMT -5
"There's a lot of kids in my class with AIDS. You know, like where you can't pay attention." -Martha Stone
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Post by Tarja and Cristina's lover on Mar 27, 2005 3:10:27 GMT -5
*We called up Shawn while he is on KMXT Rachel: Wyatt and Shawn should play some Bjork. Forrest tell Shawn to play "Fucking in rhythm and sorrow." Forrest: Shawn play Fucking in rhythm and sorrow.... FUCKING in rhythm and sorrow. Rachel told me to ask you to play it. Logan: Hey, cut the swearing. Fuck. Forrest: Shawn play Marcy Playground's "Sex and Candy." Just switch songs now. Ande: Right in the middle of this song. Forrest: Right in the middle of this song... Okay if you don't play it now, play it after this song, or you will be expecting a call. What do you mean you already expect a call? Sex wax! -Forrest Ande how do you put wax on a surfboard? -Val Forrest: If you put wax on a surfboard wouldn't it be slippery? Ande: The wax is actually sticky. I put wax on my surfboard, except I dont use wax. -Forrest *After a while of Ande explaining about sex wax and what he does with it* Get your minds out of there! -Ande This is the wax we asked Ande to explain to us Logically, if you have a dead women hanging behind your door, why would you stab it? -Max A lot of of masturbation. Okay so he was all alone, and had a lot of rockstar. Around the 7th hour, he said that it started to chafe. -Max
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Justin Leedy
Post Whore
This is my BOOM-stick!!
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Post by Justin Leedy on Mar 27, 2005 19:55:42 GMT -5
Seven hours really isn't very long.
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Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Mar 27, 2005 21:42:08 GMT -5
Try like, 2112.
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Post by Tarja and Cristina's lover on Mar 28, 2005 2:15:36 GMT -5
She only replies to "Man-servant." Move man-servant. -Forrest
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Post by Forrest on Mar 28, 2005 4:43:24 GMT -5
I rule so much I will quote people saying so:
"Forrest, you are awesome." -Caleb Heinrichs
"You are so awesome!" -Some drunk stoner chick out at Abercrombie. I made a thread about it.
"Forrest is Sol'Kanar, lord of awesome." -Justin Leedy
"Forrest is awesome and we love him" -Rachel Pinto
"HAHAHA, You are awesome!" -Jordan Rodgers
"This man is awesome and I love him" -Kelly Organ
"Dude, Forrest, you rule" -Jake Simpson
"Rock on! Forrest the man! Rockin' in the free world! You rule man!" -Joshua Baker
"You are awesome." -Wade Bonney
"Forrest is so awesome." -Andy Schmitt
"Forrest is so awesome, he honks my horn more then Asa's." -Valrie J. P. Robancho
"i've always mocked your awesomeness." -Andrew Nickerson
"I think it often enough, does that count?" -Christopher Pinto
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Post by Tarja and Cristina's lover on Mar 28, 2005 4:48:12 GMT -5
The guy went for 24 hours. I believe.
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Justin Leedy
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This is my BOOM-stick!!
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Post by Justin Leedy on Mar 29, 2005 18:34:46 GMT -5
"I am half-man, half-awesome." Nic Lechner
And here's an awesome word I thought I heard someone say today, but they said they didn't so that means I made it up: awesome-osis.
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Post by Tarja and Cristina's lover on Mar 29, 2005 23:13:13 GMT -5
What? -Forrest
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