RACHEL!
random
i imagine that the only living thing is yes.
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Post by RACHEL! on Mar 29, 2005 23:49:09 GMT -5
I never said that Forrest! Well, I don't recall it anyway. I'll say it now so you don't feel like a fool.
Forrest is awesome and we love him!
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Post by Tarja and Cristina's lover on Mar 29, 2005 23:52:41 GMT -5
Louisa! I haven't seen you in years. We must do lunch. -Rachel
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YETI
Know-it-all
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Post by YETI on Mar 29, 2005 23:52:55 GMT -5
bat boy: half bat, 100% amazing!
national enquierer, however you spell that
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Post by Forrest on Mar 30, 2005 2:09:56 GMT -5
I have a huge stack of those in my room. They are so sweet.
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Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Mar 30, 2005 14:02:17 GMT -5
Talking about Antonio Banderas in El Mariachi Ryan Docena "So how the hell did Robert Rodriguez get him for that movie?" Andy Schmitt "Well back in those days, he wasn't famous, he was just some hot guy from Spain.
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Post by Tarja and Cristina's lover on Apr 1, 2005 16:07:10 GMT -5
Its weird. People coming up to me with relationship problems. It's like asking a blind man about art. -Forrest
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Post by Forrest on Apr 3, 2005 6:24:59 GMT -5
"You drive a hard bargain, mister... but not hard enough!" -Wade Bonney
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Miranda
Loser
Richard Simmons is da' man!
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Post by Miranda on Apr 3, 2005 14:51:13 GMT -5
Why isn't Wade on the boards anyways?
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Post by Forrest on Apr 3, 2005 15:37:41 GMT -5
He doesn't really listen to music. Why aren't you on topic, anyways?
"Sometimes I like to eat stuff." -It's okay to quote yourself.
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Post by Tarja and Cristina's lover on Apr 3, 2005 18:28:22 GMT -5
Val: We do funny games. We played the Penis game. Mom: What? Val: The Penis game. You get a group of people together and someone says "penis" silently and you just get louder until you can't get any more louder. Mom: And you play this? Val: Yes, but I usually play the Vagina game.
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Post by Forrest on Apr 3, 2005 18:32:01 GMT -5
Penis.. -Me
PENIS... -Josh Davis
PENIS! -Me
PENIS!!!! -Josh Davis
PEEEENNIIIS!!!! -Me
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Post by Tarja and Cristina's lover on Apr 3, 2005 18:34:56 GMT -5
It's awesome. Beyond beliefe. Minus the e. -Forrest
*Anything that Maddox says.
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Post by Tarja and Cristina's lover on Apr 4, 2005 2:12:12 GMT -5
*The first thing Forrest ever said to me* Forrest: How would you like a little man inside you? Val: I have five helpers for that.
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RACHEL!
random
i imagine that the only living thing is yes.
Posts: 1,474
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Post by RACHEL! on Apr 4, 2005 2:51:54 GMT -5
First thing Forrest ever said to me: "HEY! HEY, WILL YOU GO TO PROM WITH ME?!"
I was scared.
Edit: Come to think of it, I think it was Homecoming or Snowball or something. Not prom, it was too early in the year...
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Post by Forrest on Apr 4, 2005 2:54:55 GMT -5
The first thing I ever said to myself:
"Dude, you kick ass. Maybe you could do that for a living."
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Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Apr 4, 2005 3:01:48 GMT -5
"Uh-oh" My first words. A premonition of things to come?
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Post by Tarja and Cristina's lover on Apr 4, 2005 3:01:57 GMT -5
I like to look at women's clothes on racks in stores and think about the women who aren't wearing them. -Forrest
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Post by Tarja and Cristina's lover on Apr 4, 2005 3:03:34 GMT -5
Composition of a women's personality:
This web page is dedicated to every good guy out there searching for a good woman. A woman that's able to hold a conversation, mature enough to handle criticism, honest enough to tell you the truth without hours of pointless fluff to pacify her guilt. A woman that's caring, kind and considerate--one that's selfless enough to sacrifice time she could spend with you so that you may work towards goals that will supplement your blooming relationship. A woman that's intelligent enough to realize the difference between love, lust, friendship and wishful thinking. A woman that's not such a coward that she has to resort to the crutch of friendship when rejecting someone. A woman that's not afraid to confront her insecurities and weaknesses. A woman that won't stab you in the back and manipulate your emotions with guilt trips, withdrawal, and endless sulking. A woman that's patient and empathetic enough to help you develop the tools necessary to harbor a long-lasting relationship. A woman that's not so petty as to let a good thing slip through her fingers in favor of shallow, selfish, sexual gratification.
For all you men looking for such a woman:
STOP LOOKING. Such a woman does not exist. All women are shallow.
-Maddox (I'm close to reading all the articles.)
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Post by Forrest on Apr 4, 2005 4:17:18 GMT -5
I can't believe I left this out. This has got to be the best quote ever.
(In a whiny tattle-tale voice) "Mrs. LeVan, Forrest is being too awesome." -Chris Pinto
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Post by Tarja and Cristina's lover on Apr 4, 2005 10:44:48 GMT -5
Jesus is everywhere! Jesus is like the Coco-Cola of Italy. -Lewis Black
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