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Post by Tarja and Cristina's lover on Mar 25, 2005 21:52:57 GMT -5
March 24
While in Honors Lit, we were discussing how authors usually use a bit of themselves as the characters in their stories, as in characteristics, habits, activities, etc. Jackson asked us to make up three inner characters with characteristics for Peter Rabbit that was set in Topeka at 9:30pm on Friday night. The first character we came up with Fred who stayed in his room to read “Invisible Man,” listening to Enya and eating prunes. The next character is Raul who hijacks a tractor while he is drunk and listening to Pantera. He is really intelligent by hot wiring the tractor in less then five seconds. He gets the tractor going and gets pulled over by the police. He throws up on the police men and winks at him. The next character is Becky. She is out shopping with her friends at Fredricks of Hollywood trying to find a Halloween costume. Oh you know a french maid, librarian, or a lost, non English speaking, tourist. She accidently takes a Playboy bunny costume and gives it to a dirty fat hobo. When we were on Raul Marie Finn was making suggestions about Raul and the officer. I don’t remember what she was suggesting, but she said females sticking objects inside. Everyone starts laughing since everyone except Marie catching the whole sexual innuendo. She just kept going on and on, and she was just digging herself into an even bigger hole. All these sexual references and she didn’t even know it. *Sigh
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Post by Justin Leedy on Mar 25, 2005 22:18:45 GMT -5
Marie Finn is hilariously stupid. I've never heard her say anything remotely insightful.
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Post by YETI on Mar 26, 2005 0:06:49 GMT -5
no more stories. these are stupid and way too long.
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Post by Tarja and Cristina's lover on Mar 26, 2005 1:35:14 GMT -5
Just dont read them.
Went to Subway, stupid middle schooler knocked over the sign in front of the building. Carried off, brought it back stuck it back in.
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Post by cifirrekcuT on Mar 26, 2005 1:43:55 GMT -5
no more stories. these are stupid and way too long. don't let him shorten your stories. you should know by now nothing he says carries any weight in terms of more popular opinion around here
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Post by sleepyhead on Mar 26, 2005 1:48:58 GMT -5
i've heard that somewhere before.... i think it had something to do with locking threads.
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Post by Tarja and Cristina's lover on Mar 26, 2005 1:54:31 GMT -5
If a majority does not want me to post them, I wont. Alex is only the minority that I know of. Ande, if you can find a reasonable cause, you can either lock or delete this, and I will not argue if it seems reasonable.
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Post by sleepyhead on Mar 26, 2005 2:08:30 GMT -5
no no, i find them entertaining. alex is just being a little hypocritical is what i was saying.
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Post by Tarja and Cristina's lover on Mar 26, 2005 2:42:36 GMT -5
Alrighty, I'll just expand what I saw today.
Feeling hungry I went to downtown Subway to get my brother and I some subs. When I entered about 10 very loud middle schoolers were inside yelling at each other. Having my orders being made, I heard, in very graphic detail, what several girls have done to other middle school guys, and to several high school guys. I was filling up the drinks when one of the girls that left, went inside to say that one of the guys kicked the sign out front and if fell down. As I was leaving, I could see this little guy with glasses carrying the sign and trying to put it back to its place. After a two failed attempts for the sign to stand up, he picked it up and started carrying off with it. He got about a couple of feet, turned around, put the sign back in. After another failed attempt he got it in after the 4th try. All of his friends ran away and scattered right behind my car as I tried to back out of my parking spot.
It just makes you realize that you were probably that annoying when you were a middle schooler.
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Post by Snox on Mar 26, 2005 13:09:16 GMT -5
Marie Finn is awesome. She can turn a boring class with a boring teacher into something worth sitting though. Her non sensical idiotical replies are just priceless.
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Post by YETI on Mar 26, 2005 13:09:27 GMT -5
no no, i find them entertaining. alex is just being a little hypocritical is what i was saying. wanna fight about it?
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Post by Miranda on Mar 26, 2005 13:12:46 GMT -5
Hey Valerie, Can I tell a story about annoying middle schoolers???
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Post by cifirrekcuT on Mar 26, 2005 13:22:11 GMT -5
can you imagine her saying no?
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Post by Tarja and Cristina's lover on Mar 26, 2005 14:34:47 GMT -5
Go right ahead.
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Post by Justin Leedy on Mar 27, 2005 1:50:39 GMT -5
I like this thread, it has promise.
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Post by Tarja and Cristina's lover on Mar 27, 2005 2:52:49 GMT -5
Today I was with Arielle, and Miranda at Harborside, waiting for Rachel to get off work, so we could go over to Ande's house. Arielle soon left after a while. Rachel was closing up, and started to mop the floor. Miranda was on the couch looking through Cosmo, and I just watched Rachel mop. She tells me to call up Ande to come pick her up. I dial his number, and Rachel has the bright idea to say that I am her. Ande answers and I ask him to come pick me (Rachel) up. He gets a bit confused and ask again. I tell him to pick me up. He asks who is this, and I say "Rachel." He goes, "This doesn't sound like Rachel." I say that I am and he believes me. I kindly ask him to pick me up and we hung up. When he arrive at Harborside, he sees me, and instantly knew that it was me on the phone. I ask him, what gave it away? He says because I talk to fast. After we arrive to Ande's house, much more hilarity came about, with Logan, Max, Forrest, and Wyatt to contribute.
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Post by Justin Leedy on Mar 27, 2005 2:55:22 GMT -5
This thread needs to be stickied to the top.
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Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Mar 27, 2005 2:55:33 GMT -5
Why don't people ever call me, all I did was sit around and watch Marx Bros. movies......
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Post by Justin Leedy on Mar 27, 2005 2:57:58 GMT -5
Weren't you at Easter Vigil mass?
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Post by sleepyhead on Mar 27, 2005 5:04:58 GMT -5
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