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Post by sleepyhead on Jun 1, 2005 3:34:45 GMT -5
so i'm pulling up to ryan's house and there are these cops out in the street arresting some kid. there were bags out on the hoods of the cop cars that had a white substance contained in them. i don't know who the kid was. i think ryan said it was greg pruitt or something, but i don't know.
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Post by Justin Leedy on Jun 1, 2005 3:41:40 GMT -5
Probably another one of my homies sent up the river by the Man for trying to survive on the streets selling crack. Fuck the po-lees.
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Post by Forrest on Jun 1, 2005 3:51:48 GMT -5
Goddamn chalk farmers. Deport them all, I say.
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Post by Justin Leedy on Jun 1, 2005 3:54:08 GMT -5
Every time I talk to one of the Pruitt kids I end up hating them. Those guys are total hipsters.
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Post by cifirrekcuT on Jun 1, 2005 5:54:53 GMT -5
Ah! You guys and your words. I was a little disturbed. I don't know the people, but, damn it, you know..
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Post by Forrest on Jun 2, 2005 5:36:55 GMT -5
On Monday, the last day of Crab Fest, I was down at the festive place hanging with James Brooks and J-Sak, and we were going aroudn making asses of ourselves and climbed up onto a large green buoy. We sat there for a while, when some hipster came by and threw a pair of borken handcuffs at us. J-Ska put one of the cuffs on his hand, even though we had no key. It was only in one click, but I clicked it the rest of the way. We spend about 45 minutes trying to find a key. The toy man was a douche. It was eventualyl reccomended that we make a trip to the cop shop, which we did after much persuasion of J-Sak, and hilarity ensued. We ent in, and listened to Justin explain to the nice officer how he came ot be in his current predicament. The officer's key was for real cuffs,a dn didn't match obviously. The officer had this fancy multi-tool, with which he basically tore the cuff apart. James has pictures, and will post them when he gets to it. J-Sak bought us milkshakes afterwards. I should handcuff people more often.
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Post by cifirrekcuT on Jun 2, 2005 14:39:23 GMT -5
Ah! You guys and your words. I was a little disturbed. I don't know the people, but, damn it, you know.. Unless I'm mistaken, but that's usually impossible.
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Post by Tarja and Cristina's lover on Jun 6, 2005 2:51:20 GMT -5
This past Friday, Asa and Miranda were celebrating being together for 6 months, so dinner was made in their honor, along with Forrest, Andy, Sara, and myself out to the Powerhouse. While we were waiting for our food to come to us, someone mention that in the women's bathroom there was these heated toilets, so naturally after we would order desert all the females of the group venture inside to the bathroom to check out these toilets. Miranda went into the normal stall and I went into the handicapped stall. In closer examination, there were all these buttons on the side, that would rinse out certain orifices to be cleansed. After trying a couple of buttons and nothing happen, I realized that you actually have to "go ahead" and use the toilet. After doing just that, I pressed one of the buttons, in a split second I learned that it was on the highest pressure and I was surprised by this mass rush of water under me. Screaming bloody murder, I leaped out of the seat onto the side, getting my entire back wet. The other girls were trying to figure out what was wrong. Your natural reaction to this is watching the situation happening, in other words I was watching this heavy stream of water shooting outside of the toilet hitting the back of the stall door, and making puddles all around the front of the toilet. After about 30 seconds of this the stream of water stopped, and the little shooter, retreated back into the toilet. Surveying the damage, I fixed myself up and open the door, and I was greeted with laughter from the other girls. Sara went and retrieved many towels to wipe up the mess that I had made. As we were cleaning up, I recounted what had occurred behind the stall door, and again laughter emerged. Once the floor and the door was dry, we washed our hands, and returned to our dates, waiting for this tale to be told, by my redden face.
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Post by Forrest on Jun 6, 2005 5:55:11 GMT -5
I was there. I had just gotten out of the little boys' room, when I heard this scream... it was suprising, to say the least.
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Post by cifirrekcuT on Jun 6, 2005 7:17:53 GMT -5
I love that story. I read that Will Smith has these in all of his bathrooms.
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Post by Forrest on Jun 6, 2005 15:18:15 GMT -5
By "I read," you mean "I know because I peep in his windows."
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Post by Miranda on Jun 6, 2005 17:10:49 GMT -5
Those toliets are really nice actually, because the seat is warm and stuff. I don't know why I didn't get sprayed...I pressed the buttons too. Oh well.
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Post by Forrest on Jun 7, 2005 5:43:20 GMT -5
I'll be there is an entirely different explanation for that scream, one that affirms the suspicions of all men. Women go into bathrooms together to make out.
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Post by niko on Jun 9, 2005 0:42:38 GMT -5
the title of this thread makes me feel uneasy.
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Post by Forrest on Jun 9, 2005 3:05:22 GMT -5
I am pretty sure it is grammatically sound. These are the stories of Valerie and others. Val and others' stories. She started the thread, I just changed the name to accomodate other people, as per the wishes of the majority.
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Post by cifirrekcuT on Jun 9, 2005 13:47:07 GMT -5
Which is pretty much just me.
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Post by niko on Jun 9, 2005 13:53:40 GMT -5
it's not that, forrest.
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Post by Forrest on Jun 9, 2005 15:29:06 GMT -5
What is it, Nicstobal? Are you struggling to see inuuendo where it may or may not be?
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Post by Justin Leedy on Jun 10, 2005 4:39:07 GMT -5
Is that what he's struggling for?
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Post by Forrest on Jun 10, 2005 4:40:36 GMT -5
I think so, even if I can't spell "innuendo."
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