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Post by yaefer on Nov 18, 2004 23:52:44 GMT -5
talk to sampson neslund about playing sax, because that would be rad.
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Post by Justin Leedy on Nov 18, 2004 23:54:15 GMT -5
Yeah man, that kid rocks. And we'd have to get Thor to play trumpet. I know we need bass and drums, but do you think there is anything else?
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Post by KingAlex on Nov 19, 2004 0:00:12 GMT -5
Hi I will play the kazoo or if needed i have broken out the spoons in a tight spot.
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Post by Justin Leedy on Nov 19, 2004 0:02:25 GMT -5
Trust me, Alex, this is a tight spot.
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Post by James on Nov 19, 2004 12:03:57 GMT -5
Word. Homie.
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Post by Justin Leedy on Nov 21, 2004 22:22:47 GMT -5
We're not THAT desperate, James.
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Post by Forrest on Nov 25, 2004 4:25:31 GMT -5
We don't need a super band. We need an uber band of rockerey +5.
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Post by Forrest on Nov 25, 2004 4:30:28 GMT -5
Okay, check this out: Every single musician, or even anyone who can pretend to be a musician on kodiak is going to join this band. It's goignt o be called "US" and it will be a rock/alt/indie/emo/grunge/metal/thrash/acoustic/ experimental/shred/rap/grind/classical/funk/punk/christian /garage/jam/celtic/country/power/ska-core band. It will be the hugest sweetest band on the face of the earth. Also, if you join, you are not allowed to ever play on rhythym or in tune, or you will be kicked out and replaced by a synth or drum machine, which probably has more talent than you in the first place.
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Post by Justin Leedy on Nov 25, 2004 5:42:59 GMT -5
Also, showing up for rehearsal is NOT encouraged. We prefer to meet our bandmates at most ten minutes before the concerts. It is a good idea to let your girlfriend sing backup vocals because she is a good singer, really. And don't forget to get really drunk before going on stage (extra points for vomit!). And the more solos the better. No matter what you play take a lead, if you don't know how, just start mashing both hands on the strings really high up the neck, no one will know the difference, trust me fool, I made one. At least, that's how it was in Stockton. Oh yeah, one more thing, no matter where you are, amps only work right when all the knobs are all the way up. Any one that tells you different is either stupid, a liar, or Asa. Clean tones are frowned upon, distort EVERYTHING. Everything. Seriously. Every know and then, change which song you're playing right in the middle, preferably on an offbeat. This keeps the audience interested and they will demonstrate this by jumping out of their chairs and leaving. Or maybe throwing things at you. That means they like it and you should take a solo, unless you're already soloing (as you should be) in which case you should solo harder, deeper and more vigorously. Try playing your instrument with someone else's teeth, or someone else's instrument, perhaps. Or maybe backwards, or upside down, or diagonally. THAT will drive the ladies crazy, even if you are one. Every girl that sees you will become a lesbian and attempt to molest lawn furniture. It's okay, the furniture is into it. It's also a good idea to set fire to your bandmates equipment without warning. Only expensive equipment, though, because if they own expensive things, they're probably Jews. Which reminds me, NO JEWS ALLOWED! Seriously, just go away.
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Post by Forrest on Nov 25, 2004 11:32:10 GMT -5
Well, there they are. The guidlines for our Super Band. Discuss.
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Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Dec 2, 2004 20:27:39 GMT -5
Sounds good to me, I could play....I dunno, something, or I could pretend to play a lot of somethings.
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Post by Justin Leedy on Dec 3, 2004 1:44:35 GMT -5
That's the spirit, Andy! Don't pretend too well, though, we can't have you showing everybody up.
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Post by Snox on Dec 3, 2004 3:21:20 GMT -5
Lets see, I've got my mad whistling, my vocals, and... I could play the flute I guess.. Haven't played in awhile, but I could pick it up again.
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Post by Justin Leedy on Dec 4, 2004 1:18:14 GMT -5
Yes, pick it up, and then stop thinking and just play it. Don't practice, though, if you do, you will start to sound bad. Just show up about two minutes after a show is supposed to start, turn your mic up to "ten" and SOLO!!
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Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Dec 5, 2004 2:03:50 GMT -5
Of course, it's easy to solo, all ya have to do is drown out the others, I'm good at that, and delivering pens to Hamer, I'm good at that too.
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Post by Justin Leedy on Dec 5, 2004 6:10:59 GMT -5
I could only wonder what may have happened had those pens not made it into the hands of Jeff Hamer. Sheets and sheets of paper may have lain blank in their packages if not for you.
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Post by Forrest on Dec 5, 2004 12:41:26 GMT -5
Justin, I believe you misspelled packi.
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Post by yaefer on Dec 5, 2004 21:47:18 GMT -5
speaking of jeff hamer, i bought his jeep, which is now named...THE VIETNAMESE VANERIAL DISEASE (name by jackson bolger)
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Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Dec 6, 2004 1:17:29 GMT -5
Oh my god dude, that's hilarious hahahahaha!!!
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Post by RACHEL! on Dec 6, 2004 5:06:55 GMT -5
Dude, FUNK-METAL. Think about it. With like, slap bass, high-speed solos, a trumpet section, three chicks singing backup vocals, and insane double-bass, the awesomeness would flow. Ooh! Ooh! Me, Hannah Stone...There's two.
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