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Post by Forrest on Feb 21, 2005 2:30:30 GMT -5
Have you had your ass kicked recently? Have you had your face melted off by a most insane solo recently? Are your ears those of a metal-free virgin? Prepare for aural penetration. Lord Menarche is sick of all the whiny Emo losers, whiny Grunge losers, non-practicing Punk losers, and everybody in between. Nu-Metal, Post-Grunge, Pop, and Art Rock can shove it, we're talking pure metal assault. Lord Menarche is a warlord and the leader of the band/battle clan NECROPOLIS. He crushes his enemies with an undending sonic assault from the frozen inner circle of hell, where the only warmth is that of the blood of your latest victim. Cower in fear, mortals, your souls shall be devoured and bound in eternal servitude to Lord Menarche.
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Post by sleepyhead on Feb 21, 2005 2:49:40 GMT -5
does this mean we're going to start getting those ads again?
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Post by Forrest on Feb 21, 2005 3:15:06 GMT -5
Possibly.
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Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Feb 21, 2005 3:46:15 GMT -5
I doubt, cuz nobody said that actual M word, that goes along with that one thing, at that one time, including that stuff that L7 threw at angry fans.....
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Post by Justin Leedy on Feb 21, 2005 18:19:08 GMT -5
Thank you, Forrest. All will be able to have their asses kicke by said Lord at the Sock Full of Steel festival this Saturday at seven in the foyer. I will be making egress from the pits of Pandaemonium in the body of my slave, Justin Leedy and viciously raping all of you in your ears. I have a picture of what it will look like:  The skeletons are all of you after not only your faces, but your ENTIRE BODIES have been melted off by my Metal assault. Blood gushed from your ears so ferociously that it remained even after your frail mortal flesh was no more. BOW BEFORE MENARCHE!!! |
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Post by Forrest on Feb 21, 2005 21:00:23 GMT -5
I have only one thing to say. Paint is awesome.
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Post by ylruC niatpaC on Feb 21, 2005 22:25:31 GMT -5
Damn. It's like you guys found the lost arc and opened it during your concert, killing everybody. Good goin' Leedy and Forrest. Indy would be proud.
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Post by Justin Leedy on Feb 22, 2005 17:38:26 GMT -5
Indy holds no import to Us. We serve only Satan.
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Post by Forrest on Feb 23, 2005 1:18:49 GMT -5
I serve no master but myself. Satan just happens to win when I kill people.
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Post by ylruC niatpaC on Feb 23, 2005 5:52:28 GMT -5
Indiana Jones listened to Devo and then saw that picture. All he can say is
"Crack that whip"
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Post by Justin Leedy on Feb 24, 2005 0:03:47 GMT -5
Dark Lord, I summon thee! Demanding the sacred right to burn in Hell. Ride up on Hell's hot wing and face one more evil than thou. Drink my blood as I drink yours, cut off my head and release all my Evil.
LUCIFER IS KING!! PRAISE SATAN!!
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Post by Justin Leedy on Mar 18, 2005 0:28:31 GMT -5
After this week you are all going to be able to hear one (maybe two) instrumentals by Lord Menarche. It/they consist/s only of the "Eight-Beat Rock" drum loop on the Lord's Casio keyboard plus a few tracks of him playing rhythm and lead guitar through either a ZOOM 606 pedal recorded direct or a Marshall JCM-900 SL-X 50 watt head through a Carvin British Series 4X12 speaker cab miked with a Marshall electronics ML-7 large diaphragm condenser into a BOSS CS-3 Compression/Sustainer then into the Fostex X-28 four track tape deck. That's it. Nothing more. And you will still die.
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Post by YETI on Mar 20, 2005 0:35:17 GMT -5
guitar sucks so much ass. GOD!
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Post by Justin Leedy on Mar 30, 2005 19:26:58 GMT -5
Here's a picture in case you were wondering what I look like.  This is the picture from before Rachel doctored it and posted it in the pictures thread. |
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Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Mar 31, 2005 13:19:19 GMT -5
Holy shit Justin, that is one spooky picture after just having woken up.
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Post by Justin Leedy on Mar 31, 2005 19:37:23 GMT -5
I can't help it, I'm spooky.
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