YETI
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Post by YETI on Jan 17, 2005 0:19:07 GMT -5
Haikus are are for pussies that dont cant write real poetry and stuff
these ones are are for people that think they dont like to write haikus and they like to be a bit more complicated and stuff
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Post by sleepyhead on Jan 17, 2005 2:19:51 GMT -5
pussies that dont cant write my favorite line.
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Post by ylruC niatpaC on Jan 17, 2005 3:56:26 GMT -5
Pitt and Aniston breaking up why oh why don't I give a fuck maybe I thought friends was shitty and Pitt is far more arrogant than he is witty So tell Entertainment Tonight to suck my tit 'Cause Sunday Night TV is like eating horse shit
yeah. I'm the poet, what can I say?
-the dude
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Justin Leedy
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Post by Justin Leedy on Jan 17, 2005 18:35:23 GMT -5
If I were to stop And then to start up again Would any of you Have the faintest idea What it was I stopped doing?
I have five fingers Five fingers on both my hands That makes ten fingers
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Post by Forrest on Feb 15, 2005 4:10:29 GMT -5
Some Valentine's Haikus:
My life is pain I Have an eating disorder I'll cut myself now
I love you it hurts I write poems about you Razors are happy
I cut the shape of Your face in my arm today To cut is to feel
I have nothing left Except the pain inside me You hurt me bad, like
I hate myself for Letting you control my heart I have lost myself
Dogs running tree hose Bus the killing, rock race pope Therefore you are bread
Mice wheels rotting couch Butterflies not in your eye Death to those who feed
It feels good when I am falling from yestderday into your black heart
my love, you gave me just 12 words and a promise that i am not gay
emo punk spit in my eye. knives out shit ruined tonedeaf sock puppets
happy balls delight me quail eat food, eat them i do bunnies must die now
i am rock your sock you is be not need emo emo am not sock
laundry day, socks bad smells like warm poo in hot oven cold feet on sheetrock
i should go to bed haikus rotting my muse brain beer better for thought
the thing are this way because ithem i make it do it obey me ha!
Some fo those are by Matt Van Daele, who may be gracing us with his presence sometime. Or not. Enjoy them. Dear god we are terrible.
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Post by vwtilky7 on Feb 15, 2005 4:17:59 GMT -5
Forrest, are you drunk?
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Post by Forrest on Feb 15, 2005 4:37:12 GMT -5
I still live with my parents. About this time next year the answer will probably be different.
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Justin Leedy
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Post by Justin Leedy on Feb 15, 2005 18:56:59 GMT -5
But what is the answer now?
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cifirrekcuT
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Thanks. You'll be missed.
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Post by cifirrekcuT on Feb 15, 2005 20:33:47 GMT -5
i think he's saying that he can't be drunk because he lives at home
haha such a sweet kid
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Post by Forrest on Feb 16, 2005 2:12:27 GMT -5
I am drunk at home When I leave I will not feel The need to rebel
Stay on topic.
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Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Feb 16, 2005 2:25:24 GMT -5
The water falls down The leaves of the bamboo tree Silence reigns again
Original Japanesy style.
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Post by Forrest on Feb 16, 2005 2:42:03 GMT -5
the rain makes me wet and my bamboo pole gets big masturbation rules
Original.. uh.. not japanese style.
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Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Feb 16, 2005 2:46:37 GMT -5
Original self service sex style I guess Nice job with that fool
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Post by Forrest on Feb 16, 2005 2:52:43 GMT -5
I believe style is monosyllabic just like fire; wierd isn't it?
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Justin Leedy
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Post by Justin Leedy on Feb 16, 2005 19:55:51 GMT -5
National Public Radio is entirely Unlistenable
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Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Feb 16, 2005 21:41:57 GMT -5
Unless your name is Jim Dillard, or you are a Goddamn communist.
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YETI
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Post by YETI on Feb 16, 2005 22:45:19 GMT -5
i like npr it wakes me up every morning it wakes me
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Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Feb 17, 2005 1:42:57 GMT -5
NPR is for Those who folllow Communist Ideals, or like it.....
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Post by Forrest on Feb 17, 2005 3:28:44 GMT -5
Why are you so sure NPR is a Commie radio program?
Cite some sources please Or evidence would be nice NPR is good.
It is far better Than Fox or CNN news They both suck big time.
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Justin Leedy
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Post by Justin Leedy on Feb 17, 2005 18:05:54 GMT -5
NPR is State Run media, which is, at It's core, communist
Fox and CNN Are run by the free-market And are much better
Free markets create Higher quality products Including the news
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