YETI
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mormons
Dec 15, 2004 22:53:04 GMT -5
Post by YETI on Dec 15, 2004 22:53:04 GMT -5
how can these people be so dumb? if you arent convinced mormonism isnt bullshit(meaning youv never heard a mormon talk) then go here www.josephlied.com and honestly tell me these people arent crazy
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Vodka
n00b!!
Hella.
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mormons
Dec 15, 2004 22:58:52 GMT -5
Post by Vodka on Dec 15, 2004 22:58:52 GMT -5
Haha, my family's Mormon.
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mormons
Dec 15, 2004 23:07:34 GMT -5
Post by Forrest on Dec 15, 2004 23:07:34 GMT -5
how can these people be so dumb? if you arent convinced mormonism isnt bullshit(meaning youv never heard a mormon talk) then go here www.josephlied.com and honestly tell me these people arent crazyNeed I say more, Vodka?
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mormons
Dec 15, 2004 23:17:43 GMT -5
Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Dec 15, 2004 23:17:43 GMT -5
Just take a look at Super-Mormon All-Star Long, or read Under the Banner of Heaven by John Krakaeur. And as I said previously, to steal a quote from Mark LeDoux "I think the Book of Mormon has to be my favorite fiction book of all time."
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mormons
Dec 15, 2004 23:20:14 GMT -5
Post by Forrest on Dec 15, 2004 23:20:14 GMT -5
Or have a little shred of intelligence, or be a sentient being. Those are acceptable ways of realizing Mormons are stupid. being at least slightly more mentally developed than a brick also helps. Or read the book of mormon. I wouldn't advise that, because I have never done it. So don't do it.
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mormons
Dec 15, 2004 23:21:02 GMT -5
Post by yaefer on Dec 15, 2004 23:21:02 GMT -5
well if you look at it that way, every religion is bullshit because they just speak random crap about miracles and fictional stories where good always triumphs over evil, so be an athiest. celebrate x-mas, which reminds me, was the term x-mas used by athiests so then they had an excuse to get presents while still keeping apart from religion?
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mormons
Dec 15, 2004 23:23:39 GMT -5
Post by Forrest on Dec 15, 2004 23:23:39 GMT -5
Brilliant, the religion bit. Also, Atheists are assholes. Also, Christmas was a Pagan celebration LONG before the invention.. er.. excuse me.. discovery of christianity. Easter is the same way. They were seasonal fesitvals. Holy shit! jesus was born on that day! And he died on that other day! How convenient.
Update: Excuse me, Jesus was resurrected on Easter.
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mormons
Dec 15, 2004 23:26:41 GMT -5
Post by yaefer on Dec 15, 2004 23:26:41 GMT -5
agreed, athiests are assholes because they have to have an explaination for EVERYTHING. nothing can go without explaining its self.
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mormons
Dec 15, 2004 23:31:23 GMT -5
Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Dec 15, 2004 23:31:23 GMT -5
Yeah, agnostic is the way to go.
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mormons
Dec 15, 2004 23:57:28 GMT -5
Post by Forrest on Dec 15, 2004 23:57:28 GMT -5
What happened to being a confirmed Catholic? I remember you being all gung-ho about that. Then again I remember when you thought you were a Satanist. Man I hated you.
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mormons
Dec 16, 2004 0:11:59 GMT -5
Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Dec 16, 2004 0:11:59 GMT -5
I've never been gung-ho about being a Catholic, well, when I was in elementary school yeah, and I suppose, for all intended rituals and such, I am a Catholic, but I in no way, shape or form am a Catholic, and I don't even remember when I claimed to be a Satanist, I know I've thought about becoming one, but also dismissed the idea fairly quickly. But I haven't considered myself a Catholic since 8th grade.
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mormons
Dec 16, 2004 0:32:16 GMT -5
Post by Forrest on Dec 16, 2004 0:32:16 GMT -5
I seem to remember.. when you were about to be confirmed or whatever.. whatever. Maybe I am mistaken. It's all good.
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mormons
Dec 16, 2004 0:38:06 GMT -5
Post by yaefer on Dec 16, 2004 0:38:06 GMT -5
i propose one big religion for all the world to share. we'll worship a torn box of junior mints as our lord and savior. it will have no theological base, but we will be able to scientifically confirm that the junior mints box is indeed, a junior mints box, so that will keep the athiest bastards on our side. as soon as the fact that it is indeed a junior mints box is set into stone, we'll just write scriptures onto tablets of platinum, which will then be placed in a time capsule to be found years from now, and completely misenterpreted, and our new religion will triumph over all nations of the world, and nothing that we did made it happen, its just the evolution of a story!
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mormons
Dec 16, 2004 0:39:27 GMT -5
Post by Forrest on Dec 16, 2004 0:39:27 GMT -5
Sounds like a cool.
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mormons
Dec 16, 2004 0:54:55 GMT -5
Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Dec 16, 2004 0:54:55 GMT -5
Too late, Christianity beat ya to it, only they say use a guy who said it'd be pretty cool to be nice to everybody as the "lord and savior." Sorry man.
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Vodka
n00b!!
Hella.
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mormons
Dec 16, 2004 21:44:06 GMT -5
Post by Vodka on Dec 16, 2004 21:44:06 GMT -5
Yeah, agnostic is the way to go.
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mormons
Dec 16, 2004 23:08:26 GMT -5
Post by Forrest on Dec 16, 2004 23:08:26 GMT -5
Yes, Andy did indeed write that.
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Vodka
n00b!!
Hella.
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mormons
Dec 17, 2004 2:04:33 GMT -5
Post by Vodka on Dec 17, 2004 2:04:33 GMT -5
And I agreed whole-heartedly with him, which is why I quoted.
HOORAY!
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mormons
Dec 17, 2004 2:13:57 GMT -5
Post by Schmitt Industries Inc. on Dec 17, 2004 2:13:57 GMT -5
It's like paying homage, except she just outright quoted me.
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mormons
Dec 17, 2004 14:00:06 GMT -5
Post by Justin Leedy on Dec 17, 2004 14:00:06 GMT -5
I am a Catholic. I am a confirmed Roman Catholic. I go to church every week and on Holy Days of Obligation. Even though Andy considers himself not to be Catholic, he will still agree that the only Christian churches with actual roots in Jesus and the Apostles are the Catholic, Orthodox, and Eastern Byzantine churches. Everyone else is an idiot that is probably going to Hell, especially Mormons.
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